In my book, there are 2 things one needs to be a great film vampire.
Having seen pretty much EVERY vampire movie EVER made, I feel I am allowed to express these opinions. Well, really I’d express them anyways because I don’t care if people listen to me or not.
And, if there is one thing I truly know? It’s my vampires.
So, the two things one needs to be the best of the best? Believability and….sex appeal. They have to have one or the other.
Hot vampires seem to be all the rage in the last 20 years. I am not the only one who believes in the sex appeal factor…obviously.
These are my Top 5 vamps of all time –
5. Kiefer Sutherland – The Lost Boys
I saw “The Lost Boys” when I was about 8. The only reason I saw it was because it was a “Corey x 2 flick”, you know, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim. There, my secret is out – I was crushing on Corey Feldman at one time (shudder). But something happened – I fell in LOVE with vampires. I was totally riveted. These disgusting, bloody animals that were ripping people apart were well, kinda appealing. Why?! I didn’t know but I couldn’t pull my attention away. That’s where it started.
Kiefer was a different kind of vampire, not Old Hollywood, not suave and mysterious but the BEST kind: the bad boy.
(Can’t forget to mention this is also the first time I laid eyes on Billy Wirth. If you haven’t seen him yet, do yourself a favor… ) 😉
4. Antonio Banderas – Interview with the Vampire
Obviously when anyone mentions “Interview with the Vampire” there are two other vampires people think of – Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.
Are they worthy of mentioning? Of course. They were superb. Are they my favorite? No.
Once I got a glimpse of Antonio as “Armand” I was done. The main rule of being a good vampire is the element of mystery, the dark, sinister appearance and attitude. Antonio had it. And he also had an incredible steaminess I haven’t ever seen in any other vampire. Basically, I wanted to jump through the screen and offer my naked body to him. But then again, we are talking about Antonio Banderas here.
3. Colin Farrell – Fright Night 2010
Ok, so Colin probably shouldn’t be on this list. I put him here strictly as eye candy.
He played a vampire in the remake of a classic 80s horror flick and he really, truly was NOT scary. But god damn, if he isn’t the sexiest and best looking vampire I’ve ever seen! He has a very cool, very calculated thing about him and the fact that he doesn’t come off as a creepy vampire makes him all the more appealing. He reminds me of a snake, very hypnotic and very deadly.
Uh, I’d take a next door neighbor like him anyday, even if he were trying to kill me.
2. Bela Lugosi – Dracula (1931)
Bela ought to be #1. But, there is a reason he isn’t – which I’ll go into in a minute. No one is more the embodiment of the true “Hollywood” vampire other than Bela. Dracula is the grand-daddy of all vampires and no one played him better than Lugosi.
The original vampire tales were of decaying, disgusting, smelly dead things that crawled into people’s home at night and ate them. Obviously, this is not the image Hollywood wanted to perpetuate. So, they came up with Bela.
Aristocratic, quiet, sinister, charming. These are the basic fundamentals of the Dracula myth. And – believe me – it is a myth. The original Dracula (Vlad Dracul) had people decapitated and their heads mounted on spikes.
The first time I saw this “Dracula” I was terrified. He truly had a power – you could not take your eyes off of him. And Bela was a legend, both off and on screen. Hell, one of the greatest songs of all time (“Bela Lugosi’s Dead by Bauhaus) was about his death. No one else can touch him.
1. Gary Oldman – Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Gary is the best vampire of all time. Period. This has a lot to do with the fact that he is my favorite actor ever.
I saw Bram Stoker’s Dracula when I was around 12. The movie is hands down one of the best pieces of cinema out there. Francis Ford Coppola directed it, it starred Gary, Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves, Anthony Hopkins and several other notibles. Apart from the cinematography, the costumes, the soundtrack and the storyline, Gary made the movie.
Never has someone (especially such a diverse actor like Oldman) been able to hit the nail on the head with not one but 3 different versions of Dracula in one film. Gary starts out as the young, handsome prince (pictured below) but then, goes…
to this…
to this…
Seriously amazing. This film is my biggest guilty pleasure and does a lot to reflect true vampire lore and the actual history it was originally based on.
So, there are my five. But there are several worth mentioning – they are gorgeous, they are wonderful actors and they do the title of “vampire” justice.
See below.
Honorable Mentions:
Brad Pitt
Stuart Townsend
David Boreanaz (Angel)
Notice a certain sparkling vampire missing? Yeah, that’s on purpose. He’s sure pretty but he’s not one of the greats.